Worrying Phone Call!

So I'm just about to walk into the school playground to pick my daughter up when my phone rings. I answer and the guy asks for me by name. Then he tells me that he's from the Avon & Somerset Police Federation and I immediately think OK what's going on, have I committed a murder in my sleep or something! So then he tells me that the latest Police Handbook is about to go to print and an advertising opportunity has arisen. Would the club like to take out an advert. I politely declined. Not that great a story but I just thought I would share it with you all. They must have been desperate for the revenue considering the attitude most police forces in the UK have towards photography lately.